Shocking New Palin Scandal !!

Hardly a day goes by without at least one "dreadful scandal" involving Sarah Palin.
Today, I saw at least 4; one of which announced breathlessly (complete with video), the Governor had been prayed for by an Kenyan evangelist (described as a "witch hunter")...
Hang on to your hats folks ! ... BEFORE she ran for the office of Governor !!

I thought perhaps we could launch a few pre-emptive "scandal strikes" of our own - since that seems to have become such a major preoccupation with the Media, and I'd like the honor of presenting the first new Silly Scandal of the Hour.

THIS JUST IN !!! Wasilla,AK : Reliable sources tell us Sarah Palin once washed dark and light clothes in the same laundry load !!

No harm was done....BUT: Can we trust this woman with the reins of government ?
Think of the Children !!

Sarah Palin used her own money to buy a tanning bed!

I am SHOCKED! Just shocked!

How 'bout:

Sarrah and Todd Palin sleep on the same bed!

It's pitiful how the BO camp is grasping at straws and will dig up dirt where there isn't or make the story up.

And, furthermore, that woman, Sarah Palin, didn't approve when her ex BIL tasered her 10 year old nephew and threatened to kill her father. Mind you, she didn't get him fired, but she voiced disapproval over that and a few other things like drinking on the job and using his badge to intimadate people. How could she disapprove of such a fine unstanding officer of the law?!

I...don't quite know how to bring this up...but I've heard-from extremely reliable sources,you understand - Sarah Palin has engaged in heterosexual relations with her husband .....and not just once, either !!

Sarah Palin's dog was caught rummaging through a neighbor's garbage last night.

More at 11:00....

www.palinrumors.com. <-kept up to date.

A little more tongue-in-cheek:
Mainstream Media Begins Fact-Finding Research In Alaska.

Pretty hard to top "The Peoples' Cube" !!

Mmmm....

North to Alaska
The Smear Search is on :
Gotta get the goods on Palin-
'Cause the time will soon be gone ;

We gotta help Obama-
We know He's the One;
Gotta smear that Sarah Palin
(We can't shoot her with a gun !)

North to Alaska:
The Smear Search is on !!

THIS JUST IN !!

Someone has captured evidence of the Anti-Palin Smear Machine in action !!

http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/